<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4078399824080356946</id><updated>2011-10-18T10:28:07.897-07:00</updated><category term='appletreediary'/><category term='appletreelive'/><category term='STORY Sessions'/><category term='lisa bobbert'/><category term='reality bites'/><category term='east london'/><category term='aaron mcilroy'/><category term='dj kingb'/><title type='text'>Aaron McIlroy</title><subtitle type='html'>The official blog of Aaron McIlroy</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://aaronmcilroy.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4078399824080356946/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://aaronmcilroy.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Aaron McIlroy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02163904910762148580</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dxgyfwZPa3c/TDSW5TKj7TI/AAAAAAAAAAM/gvgfFpujRUU/S220/AARON+IN+THE+STAND-UP+3.JPG'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>9</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4078399824080356946.post-850198487879940468</id><published>2011-10-18T10:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-10-18T10:28:07.928-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Aaron @ Work</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-I1wuCxJ2OVk/Tp21kfxki-I/AAAAAAAAABg/3L1o1uWqOnw/s1600/At_Work_Web.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-I1wuCxJ2OVk/Tp21kfxki-I/AAAAAAAAABg/3L1o1uWqOnw/s1600/At_Work_Web.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="contentpaneopen_nws"&gt;He’s taken the country’s boardrooms and motivational-speaker platforms by  storm. He’s the ultimate exponent of the Greens, the all-time champ of Stand-up,  intrepid prober of alien invaders, sassy savvy behind the criminal psyche, and  the most winning Loser of them all!&amp;nbsp; It’s huge, it’s multinational, it’s global,  it’s hit-listed. It’s Aaron McIlroy @ Work…&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;South Africa’s Master of Mirth, that inimitable mind behind The Loser, The  Golfer, DOF, The Stand-up, Reality Bytes, and a string of other hits, sets his  sights on the high-powered corporate world to show us that he means business and  that business is no small laughing matter.. McIlroy fans can look forward to a  hot-property line-up of unforgettable new characters, including a mister  corporate charisma, Cornelius Prewitt Layder and a gender equality secretary  Dustin (camp Gate Keeper to the Portals of God) and other hilarious characters  whose attitude to the principles of business success pop, sizzle, crack or  fizzle.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;McIlroy @ Work is another collaborative work between McIlroy and award  winning actress and writer, Susan Monteregge. They have previously joined forces  to create some of MacBob’s most notable hits including The Loser, The Stand-Up  and Defending the Planet.&amp;nbsp; Celebrating their creative reunion, Monteregge, who  now lives in the United Kingdom, says: “&lt;em&gt;Working on original works with Aaron  is always a business rich with irrational exuberance. I run the consultancy –and  with Aaron’s prodigious performance abilities I’m always happy to wildly  overestimate our chance of success.”&amp;nbsp;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tickets are R95 and&amp;nbsp;can be booked through Computicket on 0861 915 8000 or  online at &lt;a href="http://www.computicket.com/" target="_blank"&gt;www.computicket.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Visit the &lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=116137791828715"&gt;Offical Facebook Page&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4078399824080356946-850198487879940468?l=aaronmcilroy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://aaronmcilroy.blogspot.com/feeds/850198487879940468/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://aaronmcilroy.blogspot.com/2011/10/aaron-work.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4078399824080356946/posts/default/850198487879940468'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4078399824080356946/posts/default/850198487879940468'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://aaronmcilroy.blogspot.com/2011/10/aaron-work.html' title='Aaron @ Work'/><author><name>Aaron McIlroy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02163904910762148580</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dxgyfwZPa3c/TDSW5TKj7TI/AAAAAAAAAAM/gvgfFpujRUU/S220/AARON+IN+THE+STAND-UP+3.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-I1wuCxJ2OVk/Tp21kfxki-I/AAAAAAAAABg/3L1o1uWqOnw/s72-c/At_Work_Web.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4078399824080356946.post-894980893093043905</id><published>2011-09-21T14:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-09-21T14:23:05.175-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The ULTIMATE AARON and LISA</title><content type='html'>&lt;table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/187800_214425298597130_2345551_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/187800_214425298597130_2345551_n.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 15px;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Team up for a not-to-be-missed reunion with a host of old cronies and crocks, as the irrepressible Aaron McIlroy and Lisa Bobbert bring you up to date with their inimitable gallery of loons.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table class="uiInfoTable mvm profileInfoTable" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; width: 493px;"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class="data" style="line-height: 15px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 3px; text-align: left; vertical-align: top;"&gt;&lt;div class="description summary"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;They’re back!&lt;/b&gt; For that sure-fire shot-in-the-arm of mirth to banish the winter blues, be sure to catch The Ultimate Aaron and Lisa, when two of South Africa’s funniest people serve up liberal loads of laughter at The Boardwalk Ampitheatre in P.E from the 28th of September to the 1st of Oct 2011.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Team up for a not-to-be-missed reunion with a host of old cronies and crocks, as the irrepressible Aaron McIlroy and Lisa Bobbert bring you up to date with their inimitable gallery of loons.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Find out what those zany Syringensons, Bruce and Charmaine, have been up to since they last hit town. Catch Veejay red-handed as he slips past you with his latest ‘quick one’.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Watch with baited breath, as Nigel Bjorn van Rensburg goes for the gap - and ricochets from one crisis to the next… And you can even lend a helpin’ hand, mate, as listless ol’e Chantal squares up bravely for her daily routine as the car-guard on your beat.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="description summary" style="font-size: 11px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="description summary" style="font-size: 11px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; line-height: 14px;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table class="uiInfoTable mvm profileInfoTable" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; width: 493px;"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;th class="label" style="color: #999999; font-weight: bold; line-height: 15px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 3px; text-align: left; vertical-align: top; width: 80px;"&gt;Time&lt;/th&gt;&lt;td class="data" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 15px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 3px; text-align: left; vertical-align: top;"&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="dtstart"&gt;&lt;span class="value-title" title="2011-09-28T19:30:00"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Wednesday, September 28 at 7:30pm&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp;-&amp;nbsp;&lt;span class="dtend"&gt;&lt;span class="value-title" title="2011-10-01T22:30:00"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;October 1 at 10:30pm&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr class="spacer"&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" style="font-size: 11px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 5px; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;hr style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #d9d9d9; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; color: #d9d9d9; height: 1px;" /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;th class="label" style="color: #999999; font-weight: bold; line-height: 15px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 3px; text-align: left; vertical-align: top; width: 80px;"&gt;Location&lt;/th&gt;&lt;td class="data" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 15px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 3px; text-align: left; vertical-align: top;"&gt;&lt;div class="location vcard"&gt;&lt;span class="fn org"&gt;The Boardwalk Ampitheatre PE&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="fn org"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="fn org"&gt;Bookings can be done at &lt;a href="http://online.computicket.com/web/event/the_ultimate_aaron_and_lisa/466724846//referer:highlights-index-0-3_16_19766833-0-grid"&gt;computicket&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4078399824080356946-894980893093043905?l=aaronmcilroy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://aaronmcilroy.blogspot.com/feeds/894980893093043905/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://aaronmcilroy.blogspot.com/2011/09/ultimate-aaron-and-lisa.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4078399824080356946/posts/default/894980893093043905'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4078399824080356946/posts/default/894980893093043905'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://aaronmcilroy.blogspot.com/2011/09/ultimate-aaron-and-lisa.html' title='The ULTIMATE AARON and LISA'/><author><name>Aaron McIlroy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02163904910762148580</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dxgyfwZPa3c/TDSW5TKj7TI/AAAAAAAAAAM/gvgfFpujRUU/S220/AARON+IN+THE+STAND-UP+3.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4078399824080356946.post-3434751859576249442</id><published>2011-08-12T08:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-08-12T08:22:13.152-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='appletreelive'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='appletreediary'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='STORY Sessions'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='aaron mcilroy'/><title type='text'>STORY Sesssions #2</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-ash2/276895_184518964948480_1271637_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-ash2/276895_184518964948480_1271637_n.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 15px;"&gt;STORY Sessions takes a look at the stories of people who live in our communities. After the success of our first event (featuring Gareth Gale) we are so excited to having Aaron Mcilroy join us to share his story.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 15px;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 15px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 15px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 15px;"&gt;Aaron needs no introduction really! Many of us have been in tears watching him perform with his witty sense of humor and theatrical brilliance. Lately he starred in SPUD (Spuds father) in his first appearance on the big screen.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 15px;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 15px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 15px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 15px;"&gt;But whats the point of listening to someone else's story?!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 15px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 15px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 15px;"&gt;We believe the greatest power of a story is the story it starts in you. We hope that as we listen to the stories of others that we will be encouraged to live our most authentic and powerful story.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 15px;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 15px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 15px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 15px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 15px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 15px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 15px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 15px;"&gt;Join us for session #2 featuring Aaron Mcilroy in a story which goes way beyond the stage!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 15px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 15px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 15px;"&gt;Thursday 25th August 2011&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 15px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 15px;"&gt;6:30pm&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; 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text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-kpPz_q78AU0/TXDUX1vNwzI/AAAAAAAAABY/_qt6bsD80S4/s1600/happyreturns.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-kpPz_q78AU0/TXDUX1vNwzI/AAAAAAAAABY/_qt6bsD80S4/s320/happyreturns.jpg" width="212" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding-bottom: 7px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding-bottom: 7px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Back by popular demand, Aaron McIlroy’s The  Happy Clapper returns to the Elizabeth Sneddon Theatre for a brief season from 1  – 13 March 2011, following its premiere run at the Sneddon last  November.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Co-written and directed by Patrick Kenny, the show poses the  question: What are people’s perceptions of Biblical characters? Are they  Charlton Heston, coming down a mountain in a dodgy outfit? The intervention  ...of the media has long played a role in skewing people’s perceptions of  Christianity, says Durban actor Aaron McIlroy, who cites movies such as Steven  Spielberg’s The Prince of Egypt, and a host of others, as creating a glossy but  fictitious perception of the people who populate the Bible.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“The Bible is  full of many of the greatest stories ever told. Often enough they have been told  badly, so I thought: why don’t I have a shot at telling them badly too?” quips  the popular entertainer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;McIlroy’s latest show, benignly entitled The  Happy Clapper, speaks alike to those who follow other beliefs, as it does to  members of the Christian faith, offering a broad scope of perspectives that aim  to enlighten and entertain while treating religious matters in a robust if  sometimes tongue-in-cheek light.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“We need to lighten up, and not be so  judgemental in dealing with our fellow humans,” says McIlroy. “We can do this by  bringing a sense of integrity to our dealings with each other, while at the same  time looking at the subject matter that preoccupies us in our  worship.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“We think we are ‘in the know’, while often we are actually  clueless.. There is so much more than we think there is to gaining a true depth  of knowledge. Seen from the outside, there is a stigma attached to being a  so-called ‘Reborn Christian’.. But how weird is it, actually?”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Happy  Clapper sets out to defuse the myths surrounding charismatic Christians. The  first half of the show opens with a run through the Old Testament, courtesy of  Mr McIlroy donning the persona of a well-honed Rabbi who is on home turf,  sharing elements of his own personal history, so to speak. Following this, the  actor morphs into Bluff inhabitant, Gary van Vuuren, who’s comfortable he’s a  fundi at unlocking all matters pertaining to the New Testament. Trying to put  across a complex concept such as The Trinity, he assures us ‘it’s more than just  a girl’s name’.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Gary’s the perfect example of fools rushing in where  angels fear to tread,” says McIlroy. “Only, he cracks it more often than he  knows.. Just when you think he’s heading for the rocks, he nails it right in the  centre.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After interval, McIlroy’s ubiquitous alter ego, the ever-popular  Veejay, surfaces to offer a guiding hand on how to negotiate your way around the  potential hazards of traversing the evangelical Christian world. In his  inimitable fashion, Veejay deals with the application of Christianity. As ever,  he keeps things really grounded, commenting on those critical taboos that  preoccupy charismatic Christians: Sex, Booze and Money.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In a nutshell,  The Happy Clapper aims to share with the broader theatre-going community what  Christians believe and why, through invigorating doses of comedy. “We’re not  saying it is simple, but rather is it real, is it worth considering?” says  McIlroy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Performances are at 19h30 (Tuesdays to Fridays), 14h30 and 19h30  (Saturdays) and 15h00 (Sundays), with an extra final performance at 18h00 on  Sunday 13 March. Low price preview tickets at R65 are available for Tuesday 1  March. Matinee tickets are R85. Ticket prices for evening performances are R95.  Booking is through &lt;a href="http://www.computicket.com/web/event/the_happy_clapper/316969459/referer:highlights-index-57-0-0-grid"&gt;Computicket&lt;/a&gt; on 083 915 8000, &lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;Block  booking discounts are available&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4078399824080356946-4915415088984889336?l=aaronmcilroy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://aaronmcilroy.blogspot.com/feeds/4915415088984889336/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://aaronmcilroy.blogspot.com/2011/03/back-by-popular-demand-aaron-mcilroys.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4078399824080356946/posts/default/4915415088984889336'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4078399824080356946/posts/default/4915415088984889336'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://aaronmcilroy.blogspot.com/2011/03/back-by-popular-demand-aaron-mcilroys.html' title='Back by popular demand, Aaron McIlroy’s The Happy Clapper returns to the Elizabeth Sneddon Theatre for a brief season from 1 – 13 March 2011'/><author><name>Aaron McIlroy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02163904910762148580</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dxgyfwZPa3c/TDSW5TKj7TI/AAAAAAAAAAM/gvgfFpujRUU/S220/AARON+IN+THE+STAND-UP+3.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-kpPz_q78AU0/TXDUX1vNwzI/AAAAAAAAABY/_qt6bsD80S4/s72-c/happyreturns.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4078399824080356946.post-6826865321661914657</id><published>2010-10-25T09:25:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-10-25T09:25:36.224-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Happy Clapper - he’s saved, are you?</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dxgyfwZPa3c/TMWu5pHdnYI/AAAAAAAAABM/nsE-mMoF5TM/s1600/The+Happy+Clapper+poster+9+copy.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dxgyfwZPa3c/TMWu5pHdnYI/AAAAAAAAABM/nsE-mMoF5TM/s320/The+Happy+Clapper+poster+9+copy.jpg" width="226" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Geneva, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"&gt;Durban actor &lt;b&gt;Aaron McIlroy’s&lt;/b&gt; latest show, &lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;The Happy Clapper&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;, speaks to those who follow other beliefs as well as to members of the Christian faith.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Geneva, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Geneva, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Geneva, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"&gt;What are people’s perceptions of Biblical characters? Are they Charlton Heston, coming down a mountain in a dodgy outfit? The intervention of the media has long played a role in skewing people’s perceptions of Christianity, says Durban actor Aaron McIlroy, who cites movies such as Steven Spielberg’s The Prince of Egypt, and a host of others, as creating a glossy but fictitious perception of the people who populate the Bible.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Geneva, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Geneva, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Geneva, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"&gt;“The Bible is full of many of the greatest stories ever told. Often enough they have been told badly, so I thought: why don’t I have a shot at telling them badly too?” quips the popular entertainer.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Geneva, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Geneva, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Geneva, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"&gt;McIlroy’s latest show, benignly entitled The Happy Clapper, speaks alike to those who follow other beliefs, as it does to members of the Christian faith, offering a broad scope of perspectives that aim to enlighten and entertain while treating religious matters in a robust if sometimes tongue-in-cheek light.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Geneva, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Geneva, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Geneva, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"&gt;“We need to lighten up, and not be so judgemental in dealing with our fellow humans,” says McIlroy. “We can do this by bringing a sense of integrity to our dealings with each other, while at the same time looking at the subject matter that preoccupies us in our worship.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Geneva, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Geneva, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Geneva, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"&gt;“We think we are ‘in the know’, while often we are actually clueless.. There is so much more than we think there is to gaining a true depth of knowledge. Seen from the outside, there is a stigma attached to being a so-called ‘Reborn Christian’. But how weird is it, actually?”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Geneva, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Geneva, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Geneva, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"&gt;The Happy Clapper sets out to defuse the myths surrounding charismatic Christians. The first half of the show opens with a run through the Old Testament, courtesy of Mr McIlroy donning the persona of a well-honed Rabbi who is on home turf, sharing elements of his own personal history, so to speak. Following this, the actor morphs into Bluff inhabitant, Gary van Vuuren, who’s comfortable he’s a fundi at unlocking all matters pertaining to the New Testament. Trying to put across a complex concept such as The Trinity, he assures us ‘it’s more than just a girl’s name’.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Geneva, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Geneva, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Geneva, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"&gt;“Gary’s the perfect example of fools rushing in where angels fear to tread,” says McIlroy. “Only, he cracks it more often than he knows.. Just when you think he’s heading for the rocks, he nails it right in the centre.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Geneva, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Geneva, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Geneva, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"&gt;After interval, McIlroy’s ubiquitous alter ego, the ever-popular Veejay, surfaces to offer a guiding hand on how to negotiate your way around the potential hazards of traversing the evangelical Christian world. In his inimitable fashion, Veejay deals with the application of Christianity. As ever, he keeps things really grounded, commenting on those critical taboos that preoccupy charismatic Christians: Sex, Booze and Money.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Geneva, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Geneva, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Geneva, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"&gt;In a nutshell, The Happy Clapper aims to share with the broader theatre-going community what Christians believe and why, through invigorating doses of comedy. “We’re not saying it is simple, but rather is it real, is it worth considering?” says McIlroy.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Geneva, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Geneva, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Geneva, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Co-written and directed by Patrick Kenny, Aaron McIlroy’s The Happy Clapper previews at Durban’s Elizabeth Sneddon Theatre on 9 and 10 November 2010, and runs from 11 to 28 November. Performances are at 19h30 (Tuesdays to Saturdays) and 15h00 (Sundays). Tickets at R85 per person can be booked through Computicket on 083 915 8000. Block booking discounts are available&lt;/b&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4078399824080356946-6826865321661914657?l=aaronmcilroy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://aaronmcilroy.blogspot.com/feeds/6826865321661914657/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://aaronmcilroy.blogspot.com/2010/10/happy-clapper-hes-saved-are-you.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4078399824080356946/posts/default/6826865321661914657'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4078399824080356946/posts/default/6826865321661914657'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://aaronmcilroy.blogspot.com/2010/10/happy-clapper-hes-saved-are-you.html' title='The Happy Clapper - he’s saved, are you?'/><author><name>Aaron McIlroy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02163904910762148580</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dxgyfwZPa3c/TDSW5TKj7TI/AAAAAAAAAAM/gvgfFpujRUU/S220/AARON+IN+THE+STAND-UP+3.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dxgyfwZPa3c/TMWu5pHdnYI/AAAAAAAAABM/nsE-mMoF5TM/s72-c/The+Happy+Clapper+poster+9+copy.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4078399824080356946.post-2170702784643316962</id><published>2010-10-13T08:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-10-13T08:56:10.204-07:00</updated><title type='text'>UNPLUCKED AT THE HERITAGE THEATRE</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dxgyfwZPa3c/TLXVukkNCDI/AAAAAAAAABI/M6Vm-hvtegY/s1600/2755.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dxgyfwZPa3c/TLXVukkNCDI/AAAAAAAAABI/M6Vm-hvtegY/s320/2755.jpg" width="213" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #003399; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;Aaron McIlroy is back at the Heritage with his sell-out compilation offering entitled “Unplucked”, and it promises a dose of extreme theatre as never before. Prepare to be ambushed, as the man packs out the laughter lines, unleashing his inimitable gallery of characters in a festival of comedy that harks back over 15 years on the live entertainment beat.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #003399; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #003399; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #003399; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #4f2608; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="itemheading" style="color: #dd0000; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Synopsis:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify" class="bodytext" style="color: #f2e9c8; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; text-align: justify; text-transform: none;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"&gt;Remember Sex, Bugs and Rock 'n Roll; The Revenge of the Pink Panties; Abbamaniacs; My Cousin Brother; The Loser; Defending the Planet; The Stand-up; DOF; The Golfer? McIlroy’s trademark creations from these productions and others will make invited (or uninvited) guest appearances as his new show ricochets nightly from the certifiable to the criminally insane.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify" class="bodytext" style="color: #f2e9c8; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; text-align: justify; text-transform: none;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"&gt;The whacky and wonderful cavalcade will take to the stage at random, offering fans a different experience of the McIlroy magic from one performance to the next. So stand by for close-up encounters or unforgettable reunions with the likes of Bruce Syringenson, Truscott Price, Joel Liebenburg, Nigel Bjorn van Rensburg, Veejay Moodley, Lavern Levine, Pepe Gonzales and a burst of other loons, as McIlroy unleashes his ever-changing jamboree of madness and mayhem on his audiences.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"&gt;Adding his own distinctive spin to each performance, Nathan Redpath, alias DJ King B, will re-mix McIlroy’s musical concoctions live onstage, keeping the man himself on his toes in more ways than one...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #003399; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #003399; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-size: 12px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;19 October - 7 November&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #003399; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;You can book by&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #003399; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #003399; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://events.strictlytickets.com/?companyid=261" style="color: #003399; text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;CLICKING HERE&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #003399; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;or call 031-7654197&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4078399824080356946-2170702784643316962?l=aaronmcilroy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://aaronmcilroy.blogspot.com/feeds/2170702784643316962/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://aaronmcilroy.blogspot.com/2010/10/unplucked-at-heritage-theatre.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4078399824080356946/posts/default/2170702784643316962'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4078399824080356946/posts/default/2170702784643316962'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://aaronmcilroy.blogspot.com/2010/10/unplucked-at-heritage-theatre.html' title='UNPLUCKED AT THE HERITAGE THEATRE'/><author><name>Aaron McIlroy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02163904910762148580</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dxgyfwZPa3c/TDSW5TKj7TI/AAAAAAAAAAM/gvgfFpujRUU/S220/AARON+IN+THE+STAND-UP+3.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dxgyfwZPa3c/TLXVukkNCDI/AAAAAAAAABI/M6Vm-hvtegY/s72-c/2755.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4078399824080356946.post-1831877218918089168</id><published>2010-09-14T13:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-14T13:44:39.729-07:00</updated><title type='text'>THE BEST OF AARON MCILROY</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dxgyfwZPa3c/TI_eX_YZZxI/AAAAAAAAABA/55IIHA5ba3s/s1600/aaronss.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dxgyfwZPa3c/TI_eX_YZZxI/AAAAAAAAABA/55IIHA5ba3s/s320/aaronss.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;"&gt;THE BEST OF AARON MCILROY is coming to SUBURBAN PLAY!!!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;"&gt;R1000 for a table of 8 ppl.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;"&gt;Bring your own snacks.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;"&gt;Full bar facilities available.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;"&gt;The show is 1 and 1/2 hours.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;"&gt;Dance floor and DJ afterwards.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;"&gt;If you would like to book a table please contact Kristy on 0826400109 or suburbanplay@gmail.com BOOK NOW AS TABLES ARE SELLING FAST!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;"&gt;The official FaceBook Page can be &lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/event.php?eid=152058551488629&amp;amp;ref=ts"&gt;found here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4078399824080356946-1831877218918089168?l=aaronmcilroy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://aaronmcilroy.blogspot.com/feeds/1831877218918089168/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://aaronmcilroy.blogspot.com/2010/09/best-of-aaron-mcilroy.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4078399824080356946/posts/default/1831877218918089168'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4078399824080356946/posts/default/1831877218918089168'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://aaronmcilroy.blogspot.com/2010/09/best-of-aaron-mcilroy.html' title='THE BEST OF AARON MCILROY'/><author><name>Aaron McIlroy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02163904910762148580</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dxgyfwZPa3c/TDSW5TKj7TI/AAAAAAAAAAM/gvgfFpujRUU/S220/AARON+IN+THE+STAND-UP+3.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dxgyfwZPa3c/TI_eX_YZZxI/AAAAAAAAABA/55IIHA5ba3s/s72-c/aaronss.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4078399824080356946.post-3187114891811526129</id><published>2010-07-24T08:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-07-24T08:41:02.754-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Reality Bites -</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dxgyfwZPa3c/TEsIerMQ4KI/AAAAAAAAAAw/HXbnu-euklw/s1600/_DSC5413aem.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dxgyfwZPa3c/TEsIerMQ4KI/AAAAAAAAAAw/HXbnu-euklw/s320/_DSC5413aem.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #cc0000; font-size: large;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Listen to the experts, as they lift the veil on how to become a superstar overnight..&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Reality TV will never be the same again. Aaron McIlroy and Lisa Bobbert, the irrepressible husband-and-wife comedy duo, are set to unleash waves of hilarity over their fans with their hot-property show, Reality Bites. This can be seen in The Theatre at The Witness Hilton Arts Festival on Sunday 19 September at 18h30. Tickets cost R110.00.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Reality Bites spotlights the inimitable show biz couple as they probe the global obsession with instant celebrities spawned by that media malaise of our age, the reality television show. Aided and abetted by DJ KingB, alias Nathan Redpath,&amp;nbsp; McIlroy and Bobbert, in the guise of their vacuous stage alter egos, Bruce and Charmaine Siringinson, promise to demolish any misconceptions we may cling to about what it takes to become an overnight sensation. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Rule of thumb for quick-fix super-stardom?&amp;nbsp; It’s simply a case or ‘Less Is More’. The less you have to offer, the greater your chance of hitting the jackpot – and becoming an overnight celebrity, say our experts. Think Paris Hilton on a shopping spree for designer pet food. Think Tiger Woods, emerging from rehab to set up shop as a marriage guidance councilor.. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;More specifically, picture our own, upwardly-mobile Charmaine, dragging that ultimate loser of a hubbie of hers, the hapless Bruce, mercilessly along in her wake, as she gate-crashes the tantalizing world of botoxed silver-screen sirens, nipped-and-tucked personal trainers, know-it-all lifestyle experts, ruthlessly outspoken fashion-stylists, and the rest. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Presented by MacBob Productions, Reality Bites promises a fast-paced evening of satire and mirth. The show is liberally laced with up-beat musical interludes and in-your-face multi-media inserts, featuring ‘celebrity guests’ who are drawn from McIlroy’s and Bobbert’s inexhaustible gallery of stage characters – all quick to offer their own advice on how to upgrade your personal branding, and attain instant material success.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4078399824080356946-3187114891811526129?l=aaronmcilroy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://aaronmcilroy.blogspot.com/feeds/3187114891811526129/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://aaronmcilroy.blogspot.com/2010/07/reality-bites.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4078399824080356946/posts/default/3187114891811526129'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4078399824080356946/posts/default/3187114891811526129'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://aaronmcilroy.blogspot.com/2010/07/reality-bites.html' title='Reality Bites -'/><author><name>Aaron McIlroy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02163904910762148580</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dxgyfwZPa3c/TDSW5TKj7TI/AAAAAAAAAAM/gvgfFpujRUU/S220/AARON+IN+THE+STAND-UP+3.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dxgyfwZPa3c/TEsIerMQ4KI/AAAAAAAAAAw/HXbnu-euklw/s72-c/_DSC5413aem.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4078399824080356946.post-3572630436689387584</id><published>2010-07-07T08:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-07-07T08:17:06.703-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lisa bobbert'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='east london'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reality bites'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='aaron mcilroy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dj kingb'/><title type='text'>Aaron and Lisa in East London!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://lisabobbert.co.za/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/realitbites1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 301px;" src="http://lisabobbert.co.za/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/realitbites1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Aaron McIlroy and Lisa Bobbert will be bringing their 2 hit shows –   Unplucked and Reality Bites to the Alexander Playhouse in East London   both featuring Nathan Redpath a.k.a KingB.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Reality Bites runs  from the 12th to the 18th of July&lt;br /&gt;Unplucked from the 19th to the 25  of July&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;For more info and tickets call Lee Gold Music on  043-735-1586&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Read more from the Daily Dispatch &gt;&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.dispatch.co.za/entertainment/article.aspx?id=415355" target="_blank"&gt;Click here.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; Visit the &lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=107284479319929" target="_blank"&gt;FaceBook Event Page&lt;/a&gt; for these shows&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4078399824080356946-3572630436689387584?l=aaronmcilroy.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://aaronmcilroy.blogspot.com/feeds/3572630436689387584/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://aaronmcilroy.blogspot.com/2010/07/aaron-and-lisa-in-east-london.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4078399824080356946/posts/default/3572630436689387584'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4078399824080356946/posts/default/3572630436689387584'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://aaronmcilroy.blogspot.com/2010/07/aaron-and-lisa-in-east-london.html' title='Aaron and Lisa in East London!'/><author><name>Aaron McIlroy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02163904910762148580</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dxgyfwZPa3c/TDSW5TKj7TI/AAAAAAAAAAM/gvgfFpujRUU/S220/AARON+IN+THE+STAND-UP+3.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
